"Obama Girl," otherwise known as Amber Lee Ettinger, has lost her crush on the president and is refusing to pick sides in the 2012 election.
Who cares what this bimbo thinks, you say? Well, sadly, there were actually Americans who voted for Obama in 2008 because this dingbat told them to. It's frightening, but true.
During the last election cycle, the 29-year-old model appeared in a steamy video, in which she jiggled in a bikini next to a photo of a shirtless Obama.
However, the country has changed since the exhilarating days of 2008, when the then-senator was promising to lower the oceans and end all war. It turns out, Obama is actually a pretty awful president. Who knew that installing a community organizer in the most powerful job on the planet would be ill-advised?
It now sounds like Obama Girl is now suffering right along with other Americans. She's apparently unemployed and plans on returning to school full-time.
And, while there won't be an "I Got a Crush on Obama" video this year, Ettinger hasn't endorsed Mitt Romney, either. Obama girl's being coy about who her man is for 2012 and, thankfully, is keeping her opinions to herself.
Hopefully, she and other Americans will focus on competence and experience when they go to the polls in November, rather than who looks better in board shorts.