Ann Romney works hard as a stay at home puppet, what with Mitt trying super hard to gain an advantage over President Barack Obama. You see, the far right is trying as hard as they can to create a scandal out of the whole Rosen gaffe that (eye roll) alienated mothers. It hasn't been until around the time of this misstep that Ann has even made much of an appearance to speak for Mitt Romney. Gee, isn't that convenient, guys?
This whole thing is getting old. Fox News and other far-right outlets are practically forcing this whole situation into the faces of the masses, when the real issues aren't at all whether or not this woman has successfully bred and kept her kids from dying. How hard can life be for a woman who has had five housekeepers since 2010 and not even a child in the house since the late 1990s? Well that gives her plenty of time to pander to mothers of all walks of life, which she only shares similarities with one percent of at the most.
Most recently she's called the Rosen gaffe an early birthday present. Guess what, the far right drones and other easy-to-fool types are still eating this woman up even after she's practically thrown it in everyone's faces that she is using this fake scandal as a means to help her husband get ahead.
While republican pundits and desperate anti-liberal bloggers desperately try to inflame this non-scandal into something it isn't, the Romneys are hovering over the whole steaming mess like flies on..well, you know.
So will women in general fall for this nonsense? Will she be looked at as nothing more than a sock puppet in an expensive wig? Recent polls have indicated that women still support President Barack Obama by a 16 point margin, which is only a slight difference from the 18 points prior to what Rosen had said about Mitt's lovely wife.
Speaking of lovely wife, did you know that Ann Romney once sent Mitt a "Dear John" letter while dating another man on the side? You see, Mitt was out on a Mormon mission when Ann began dating Kim S. Cameron. Mitt begged her to wait for him, sending her letters back in return. So get this, the two get hitched as soon as Mitt gets back into town and their first son is born just under a year later. Good for them, but maybe she's as flip-floppy as her hubby?
Raising five boys is tough when your husband is a millionaire and you have a revolving door made out of maids, but what about the rest of America? Hopefully not many women are fooled by this, but it doesn't really seem like they are (unless you only watch Fox News).
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