Kim Kardashian Wedding a Joke to Mitt Romney...

Kim Kardashian is the "butt" of many jokes it seems, and her 72-day long marriage to Kris Humphries has really helped in making this woman more of a joke. Even aging politicians like Mitt Romney has jumped on the Kimmie-bashing bandwagon and compared her famous wedding vows to President Obama's promises.

Sure, Mitt Romney (or his speech writers) is pretty damn funny, but who hasn't already taken a swing at Kim Kardashian and her uhm..life...? Here's the punchline, though:

Mitt Romney flip flops on issues more than Kimmie Kardashian flip flops on commitments. Mitt Romney goes back and forth between opinions more than Kim goes between basketball players and hip-hop artists. Should this keep going?

President Barack Obama broke a promise when he signed a really messed up bill into law for the New Year. However, the Kim Kardashian jokes are silly and can be applied to pretty much every angle of Mitt Romney's life.

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Lora Covrett Jan 2, 2012, 5:47am UTC

Don't the Republicans have anything better to talk about like, oh, I don't know, the federal deficit or national security???

Winston Smith Jan 2, 2012, 6:59am UTC

Solyndra. Light Squared. Fast and Furious.

Lee C. Jan 2, 2012, 10:26am UTC

Are not the Republicans talking about Obama's deficit and his failure to secure the borders already?

Ali Hussein Lopez Jan 2, 2012, 1:39pm UTC

They need to talk about something rather than a decade of failed polices that they're promising to double down on.

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Lee C. Jan 2, 2012, 10:27am UTC

Who is Kim Kardashian?
And hopefully in a few years many will be asking who is Mitt Romney?

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Faizan Qurashi Jan 2, 2012, 6:17pm UTC

The best way to avoid talking about her is to have ppl STOP bringing her up. Any publicity is good publicity for her & lets her make more $$. Let's hope ppl stop caring about her life & make her irrelevant.

Chris Wiegard Jan 2, 2012, 7:30pm UTC

You are right, Faizan. We need to start ignoring the Kardashians. We will only be free of them when they disappear from the magazine covers and the televsion screens- and the only way to do that is to stop looking.

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Rude D. Jan 2, 2012, 10:02pm UTC

I just worry when Romney says he will FIGHT for the interests of the people, he is convinced Corporations are people.

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Mooch -. Jan 3, 2012, 8:11pm UTC

first of all I never knew she got married, but since her divorce made more headlines than her marriage it was hard to ignore. I think that the 2 should be left alone and while I am no fan of Obama, I think joking about someone else's marriage like that or sham of a marriage is nothing for us to make fun of. Its her business, his business, but because they are 'celebrities' its been made the world's business, and personally they had their 15 minutes of fame it is now time ot move on.

Ali Hussein Lopez Jan 4, 2012, 10:16am UTC

What did President Obama have to do with this?

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