Michele Bachmann should write a memoir, or rather, a picture book memoir since this presidential hopeful seems to be the least photogenic person on the planet. During her visit to the Iowa State Fair, Michele Bachmann was caught gobbling down a foot-long corn dog like a dog going at a hambone.
With her cheeks packed like a hamster with processed high-sodium meat by product, grease and cornmeal, Bachmann tried to come across as that American girl-next-door, but really kind of looked like a gross old lady gumming down a corn dog. Really, who's idea was it? Imagine it going down like this:
Camerman: "Okay, Michele now put this in your mouth. Farther. Yah, like that. Get a big soggy mouthful."
Michele Bachmann: (unintelligible)
It's going to be interesting to see what kind of internet memes develop from these latest images of the Tea Party princess. In the wake of the Newsweek photo fiasco, one would think Bachmann would shy away from cameras for a while.
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