No gays in the military! There are myriads of reasons that gays must not be allowed in the military and that the 60,000 now serving should be discharged.
1 Gays may attack people in the shower. Gays, even the women, are instatialble sexually and are constantly cruising for sex.
2 Gays may attack straights while they sleep, unable to defend themselves.
3 Gays often drug people and perform hideous acts on them while they are unconscious.
4 Gays would be unable to kill someone they are attracted to. And they are attracted to almost everyone of their sex.
5 There is no way to protect innocent children in an occupied territory. Gays are sneaky, cunning liars, and most gays are pedophiles.
6. Gays have a sickening cologne smell. Think of the horror of being with one in a bunker or on a plane. People would be sick to their stomachs and could not do their jobs.
7 Limp wrists do not allow for good aim.
8 Gays do not know how to use common tools, such as the wrench.
9 Gays can easily be blackmailed.
10 By being covertly murdered by other military, they would add to the number of casualties.
11 Gays would insist on discos with go-go boys.
12 Gays have debilitating stress if they cannnot shower and use a hair dryer every day. Thus, they would not function on the battlefied when worried about their hair and odor.
13 Gays would tie up all the phones on weekends calling their mothers.
14 They would constantly attempt to convert straights to gay.
15 Fear of spiders and bugs would make them ineffective in the trenches.
16 They would decorate the barracks with frilly, effeminate decorations and want to give everyone a make over.
16. God hates gays, and he would no longer be on our side. Not only that, but also he would punish us with hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, droughts, floods, locusts, and allowing terrorist attacks.