They go to the Democratic convention with no one over the top, she steps up to the podium to state her case:
But instead she says, "Let's end all this silly bickering. We are both damaged and this won't help the party. So I ask all my delegates and his delegates to forget us, and vote for…"
She points to the ceiling and a platform is lowered as angelic music plays and lights reflect off a gold podium. A man is shrouded by a psychedelic light show.
She loudly proclaims, "Here is our savior. The greatest politician of all time, the reknown Nobel prize winner, the inventor of the internet, let me introduce to you the next President of the United States, Al Gore!!!"
The delegates go wild. Here is an easy way out. A spotless candidate who has stay out this ugly campaign. The months of worries just disappear. They all start chanting Gore! Gore! Gore!
He raises his beautiful hand and everyone in the hall quiets. "I would like to thank you all for this tremendous honor. I will bring our party to the White House. And right now I will tell you my choice for vice-president is the Clintons… I mean Hillary Clinton." He takes her pale hand with his tanned hand and raises them together..
The hall is blasting the song "Happy Days are here again." Bill Clinton is behind them wailing on his sax, while the red, white and blue confetti falls from the ceiling. The little red pieces looks like broken hearts as they fall upon Obama and his shell shocked people.
A footnote: Later on the campaign trail. Al Gore has unfortunate accident with a computer. But Hillary steps up to take over the Presidential spot because she knows that's what Al would want. And her pick for VP is… Bill Clinton.
"Don't worry if this is legal or not. Remember, we didn't get this far by following some stinkin' stupid rules." smiling she says.
But this only works if Al Gore goes along with it. But she still has another plan up her pantsuit. The Roosvelt Play.
Post Script : But this scenario only comes to fruition if Al goes along with it. If not Hillary will use " the Roosevelt Play."
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Carol? To play by the rules? Well she and her co-horts make up all the rules. I cannot forgive her anymore in her errors of judgement and her absolutely outrageous comments and lies. I am completely sick of "the good ole boys" club in Washington. We need a complete make over. This campaign has been disgusting and vulgar. The lies people will believe if they are said often enough. Thanks for the chuckle,
Roosevelt Play? Bull moose ticket?
Hillary does not make up the Democratic Party's rules, they are set by the DNC and the only variation in the current set of rules that may have occurred this year is the actual number of delegates needed to win. To the best of my knowledge the rules for determining the number of delegates are the same as the were in 2004 when Gore ran. The "good old boys club in Washington"? You don't have to white to belong to that club. Hillary certainly isn't a male and Pelosi was the first female to break the the glass ceiling that existed in Congress since it came into existence. Considering the percentage of the poplulation that is female, women still make up a pitiful small percertage of it members.
What outrageous comments and lies. Bosnia? Whether or not actural sniper fire occurred there was that danger and landing after being warned of that possiblity and what to do if it occured was at a minumun worrisome. Other passengers on the flight have said that such a pre-landing warning and instructions were given. They probably were all thinking about those instructions as the disembarked. s remembering it as a harrowing experience isn't that outrageous.
As for distasteful and outrageus comments the insulting nouns that have been appllied to Hillary by Obama's supportors have been quite clear and outrageous and right from the a good old boys Republican playbook. You have just been hearing them for so long have come to believe them.
Devin,
I too am curious about the Roosevelt Play. What is it. Please enlighten us.
The Roosevelt play? Don't you remember? I think it was in his 4th Administration he died in office, shortly AFTER taking office. Is that what you meant, Chick? Roosevelt's death involved no hanky panky, though.
or if HE picks Hillary as a running mate
He could also suffer a variant form of a
RFK, JFK or MLK (with Hillary sniff, sniff, sniffing) all the way hand raised high as the Chief Justice is administering the oath of the Presidency?
Where have you gone, Eleanor Roosevelt?
But as one person here on Gather keeps telling me:
Neet, understand this: in politics it's by ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
I respectfully disagree with them, even though they call me naive.
Should I laugh or cry - I'm laughing at the pantsuit - but the Roosevelt Play - hummmm. Salud.
Unless, of course, it were to come true!
You forgot to mention the Academy Award in his credits.
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Wow that is a harsh statement that she has had people killed before.Where did you get this information from?
JoAnn,
While Bill was in office, there were several members of his cabinet, and old friends of theirs that were involved in white water that died very mysterious deaths. Many people believe that they were ordered hits, made to look like accidents and suicides.